1. "The less you own the more freedom you have, so I went home and I threw it all away!"
2. Eyebrows are an addictive habit. So is nail polish. However, my actual brows and nails are never well groomed...
3. Sometimes chopping your own hair can feel really good! *Cue photo of a scruffy fringe*
4. It is perfectly acceptable to drink beers alone in a bar if... 1. the beer is tasty, 2. you are reading Kerouac, 3. it is daylight outside, and 4. the chairs are comfy!
5. I may or may not be in love with Daniel Radcliffe.